- Buddha (via kushandwizdom)
i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance
One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.’
And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.
seeing a hot girl walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
o shit wasup ma
i feel u
or like i want to
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man