Anonymous said: i haven't been fucked in almost 2 years and honestly i'm dying. i was talking to this guy and he kissed me on my lips (just a peck) and i was so wet that when i got home i had to take a shower. i seriously need dick so bad.
this shit trips me out just not your time to go
tha last one
This is some Final Destination shit right here.
the train one though oh my god
he knows what hes done
The best dad joke in film history. [via]
people who dont care about the plot in video game s????// /